It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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