she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He uses pillows to masturbate.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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