I want to stick my p in your. b.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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