He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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