just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
FUCK WHALES
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