so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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