ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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