btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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