That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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