Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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