This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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