we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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