I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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