so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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