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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So here I am, sexting at work.
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