You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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