Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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