Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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