Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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