they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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