we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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