We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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