Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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