called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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