there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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