She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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