new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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