I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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