You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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