I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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