When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I touched a dick in church today
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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