So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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