i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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