I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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