But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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