Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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