This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize