Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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