I think i peed on brittanys purse
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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