Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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