i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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