I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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