I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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