remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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