Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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