I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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