you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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