i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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