It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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