hotel room ftw
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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