i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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